NEWS ALERT: MAN NOT TO ATTEND WEDDING

A man will not be attending a forthcoming wedding, it has emerged.

“It’s true,” said the man earlier. “I won’t be there.”

Meanwhile, organisers of the wedding in question have confirmed that they do not expect the man to attend. “Yes, that is right, he won’t be coming,” said one of the organisers.

More on this breaking news story as we get it.